immoral: ansem's study portrait = fabulous. i was looking for the, "masturbate all over portrait" command. i guess they forgot that one. :(
burningvigor: I know!
burningvigor: Uh-oh. lacidiana apparently made a gift for you.

( photo cut for minor Space-Paranoids-1st-visit spoiler )

Utada Hikaru's Sanctuary may sound choppy in comparison to Passion, but I have a hard time disliking it. It's still her unbelievable voice coupled with lyrics that are actually kind of heartbreaking. The alternate version is not really an issue for me ( Read more... )

I used my feminine wiles to charm the manager of EB-Games into parting with their giant Kingdom Hearts II display. He had promised it to some guy, but one girl-gamer hairflip insured my total victory.

Now. I just have to wait patiently for the inevitable Advent Children Cloud cardboard.

This commercial boasts, "I can't concentrate lately. Could I be pregnant?"

I'm like, Hell. If that's the case, I was pregnant through 90% of my high school education.

I broke my toe all for the sake of tea. Purple is a good color on me, right?

People from Japan should not sing, "clap it, clap it, clap it," for what I hope are obvious reasons.

I was just awoken from an otherwise lovely nap, by two wasp stings. One in the throat and another in my inner wrist. Was it trying for vulnerable areas?

Mmm. Meat tendorizer and brown vinegar cologne.

After an entire bottle of cough syrup, Ansem looks like Loz in a pirate costume. Arrr.

My brother presented me with one of those new-fangled HP LightScribe DVD burner/players, and all I got him was a coat.

"OH, WOW, AMERICA! Now please accept these beads and stinky animal skins in return, m'kay?"

Balls. Wrinkly ones.